It was the typical
new school year at Salem Academy of Witchcraft and Wizardry. The oddity was in
the title, because of the fact we were nowhere near Salem, Massachusetts. Our
school was founded on a small private island off of the coast of Alaska. It was
just big enough to hold the dorms and the school, and still have enough space
for a lovely beach.
My name is
Charlotte and I attend school there with my very openly gay brother, Valentin.
His name is pronounced Val-en-tin, the most Americanized way of saying it. Some
say our family should be shot for butchering such beautiful French names, I
just say it would have been much harder to keep telling people “My name isn’t
Sh-are-lit, you idiot! It is Sh-are-LOT!” Valentin did not believe in the same
thing my parents did, because against all odds, everyone had to call him
Val-awn-tawn. The French pronunciation was just so much more his style,
refined, stylish and annoying.
I always stuck out
anywhere I went. I was like the opposite of a chameleon, I always stuck out. It
wasn’t because I was related to the world’s biggest attention hog, since
Valentin was my only friend. I would hide behind my mom and even Valentin so I
didn’t have to meet anyone. My shyness became my downfall. I came off as
secretive and became the butt end of many a rumor. They thought I was mean,
just because they kept asking stupid questions and aggravated me. They called
me names, and fat was the most frequent. I was a little overweight. My height
helped the appearance of my weight. One does not make a social life by
practicing spells or math.
I love spell
casting, all it requires is focus and a couplet. For example, the one to open
my locker in the morning I have to say “Open, open magic lock/ I have to be in
class at nine o’ clock” The reason for casting the spell is the second line,
the first being the command. Spells like to know you aren’t just playing around
with them, like most things in life.
I could beat anybody
in any academic field though, except physics, which in my defense is a joke. If
I were going to use physics in real life, I could not go fly a broom in Broom
Flying I in my sixth period. I could not cut diamonds just by thoughts. If I
needed to use the original ideas of these I also wouldn’t sit and draw out a
vector for it. I was contemplating this in my physics class.
Mr. Mark’s job was
almost like when my Witchcraft III teacher, Mrs. Hubbard had to tell witches
were real to Puritans. Mr. Mark also had no control of the class.
Someone chucked a
paper ball at me, which caught me out of my stupor of thought. In the process,
I noticed someone new in the back of the class.
He was skinny and
even sitting down I could tell he was quite tall. He had black hair and
piercing light blue eyes. His eyes were a cold color, yet had a warmness of
personality in them. His nose was fairly large, but with small nostrils (I
didn’t really know his nostril size until we talked). His nose turned down at
the tip a little. He reminded me a bit of Ichabod Crane in an oddly cute way.
The tall, lankiness he possesses and the way his nose bent reminded me of
Washington Irving’s classic character.
It was not what he
looked like that really made me want to know him. It was some sort of spark in
my heart. I think it was what we talked about in Magic Attraction, when we
weren’t talking about if werewolves and vampires could have kids and if that
were to happen what their offspring would be called. It is something close to a
health class for humans. Every wizard or witch has a match and when a wizard or
witch finds his or her match, the two feel a spark, even if the two are not
romantically intertwined. Normally it is romantic, but a couple companions
found their match in their best friend. That spark just means is that your life
is intertwined with the other person’s and the two of you will do projects and
live together eventually.
I was pretty sure
that was true of he and I, and I didn’t even know his name. For all I knew, I just
liked him because he is tall. I probably liked him for his eyes. Maybe I just
liked him because of his resemblance to the main character in “The Legend of
Sleepy Hollow”, Ichabod Crane.
Valentin nudged me
“Charlotte, pay attention. You’ll never
learn vectors like this.” He whispered in my ear.
After two periods,
we had lunch. I still sat with Valentin, since I had no other friends and I
wouldn’t want to sit alone. I still felt lame next to my brother. After three
years at the same school and another about eleven in the system itself, I had
never made a friend, other than my brother, who doesn’t count.
“Char, I just met
the most amazing guy in my first
period!” Valentin exclaimed. “I got the spark!”
Val practically
died when a kid named Harrison Phoenix walked to our table. “Hey Valentin.”
Harrison told Val.
Valentin exclaimed,
“Harrison, I think you are hotter than the Sahara.”
“Great, because
the world needs a new awesome gay couple.” Harrison responded. The two just
flirted and kissed the entire lunch period. By the end, Harrison was calling
Valentin Valentine.
I just ate my
sandwich and listened to Chicago, also known as my favorite band. Their brass
section makes me want to melt. The complexity is important and modern musicians
never get it. Rihanna doesn’t recognize real instruments can make a song go
from Sexy and I Know It to Saturday in the Park. I feel it necessary to mouth
the lyrics and rock out to my music. I dance in public and love doing it.
Next period, I
walked to my all female Witchcraft III class. These girls were the types to
hurt me. Today they were all so out of it (hangovers or currently drunk) they
only insulted Mrs. Hubbard, who survived the Salem witch trials. Teaching these
girls the shape shifter spell was harder. She had said “Shift my shape if you
should/ I would like to turn…” She wasn’t getting through to them.
Mrs. Hubble was
older than the hills, but the three hundred years had been kind to her. Witches
and wizards live as long as they are not murdered or they commit suicide. Death
by disease is nonexistent for a wizard or witch. Her face was wrinkled in a
smile and it was because she loved teaching so much. She had long gray hair.
Her glasses perched on her nose. She was honestly a sweet grandmotherly figure.
I could never understand how she could get treated the way she did.
So she asked the
class “Change me into something.”
Some idiot yelled
“Shift my shape if you should/ I would like to turn my teacher into a pile of
wood!”
So, poor Mrs.
Hubble turned into a pile of lumber and the class burst into laughter.
Before I turned Mrs.
Hubble back, I yelled “Shift my shape if you should / I would like to turn my
classmates good!” Everyone suddenly behaved. The room became silent and
everyone was good.
I undid the spell
by saying, “Shape the shift back to its original shape/ Turn my teacher to the
magic evolutionary descendant of an ape.”
Mrs. Hubble
returned to her witch being. Her hair was a little frizzed. “Thank you,
Charlotte, A+. I was seeing Mother Mary for the fourth time today. Never use
this spell to turn into inanimate objects! This is the virtue shape shifter. Charlotte,
you displayed a perfect method of using this spell.”
The class behaved
for the rest of the year. I got my A, helped out my favorite teacher and
possibly saw the guy of my dreams and it was only fourth period.
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